The Artist

I guess I’m supposed to love The Artist. It’s a movie about movies. About silent movies and the transition to sound movies and how that destroyed the lives of the silent film era stars who refused to jump on board with the newfangled invention of talking pictures.

Oh yeah. The Artist is a silent film. But you probably already knew that.

Thing is: I didn’t love it. It’s fine. Cute, even. Jean Dujardin is handsome and charming and oh so expressive (an essential quality to making a silent performance work) as the movie star George Valentin who bucks the talkies by directing himself in one last silent film. That personal project bankrupts Valentin and his world crumbles around him.

Berenice Bejo plays Peppy Miller, an adorable actress whose star rises in the age of talkies as Valentin’s falls. Peppy gets her big break because of Valentin, however, and she never forgets that. She’s clearly in love with him, a fact she reveals in a Chaplinesque bit where she convincingly embraces herself with one arm through Valentin’s jacket. She’s one of the few people in the audience when Valentin’s last film opens, while next door her breakout movie debuts to a sell out crowd. Despite her success, she never forgets what Valentin did for her. She supports him from a distance as he spirals further and further into despair. Eventually, he hits rock bottom and she’s there to pick him up again. It’s all very jolly.

The Artist is certainly well made and there are really brilliant scenes interspersed throughout. A particular favorite is a sequence where Valentin’s just been informed of the advent of talkies. Up until that point, the film has played out in completely silent fashion, the only sound that of the (theoretical) orchestra playing along with the images. Valentin looks in the mirror and takes a drink of water. When he sets the glass down, it makes a diegetic sound, the first of the film. Valentin is surprised so he picks up the glass and puts it back down again. Another sound effect. Around him, everything starts to make noise, but when he speaks to himself in the mirror, he’s silent. It’s a wonderfully executed scene and my favorite in the film.

Unfortunately, nothing else really lives up to that moment. The ending eventually comes along and the final sequences inexplicably play to the sounds of Bernard Hermann’s glorious score from Vertigo. Beside the fact that it’s a beautiful piece of music, I can’t really figure out why it’s here. As the film comes to a conclusion with Valentin’s redemption at the hands of Peppy Miller’s persistence, the inevitable happens: silence becomes sound and the transition is complete. Talkies are the new norm and that age of the silent film artist vanishes forever as the credits roll.

Here’s a fun fact: The Artist is the first silent film to be nominated for Best Picture since 1928. That year, The Patriot was nominated in the second annual Academy Awards ceremony. If the Artist wins Best Picture, it’ll only be the second film to do so. The first was Wings in 1927 at the first Academy Awards ceremony.

OMG The Oscars Are Coming!

The nominees are out. That means it’s time to start reviewing all the movies I’ve missed in 2011 and making a plan to see as many of the nominated films as I can before the winners are announced on February 26th.

That’s not a lot of time. I get myself into this mess every year (minus 2010, which I sort of took off). You can see my similar lists from 2009. I kept my lists of movies to see private the past couple of years, but they’re back!

It’s admittedly silly, but my goal is to see as many nominated films as I can. Not just the big nominees… ALL of them. The foreign films tend to be tough to pick up (oftentimes they don’t appear in theaters until after the awards are given) and documentary shorts tend to never be seen (at least the animated and live action shorts usually find release on iTunes and in theaters through the efforts of Shorts International. Then there’s the movies I simply do NOT want to see. (I’m looking at you, Transformers, you piece of shit!)

Without further ado, here are the 61 nominated films. The ones I’ve seen as of today have been struck through:

  1. The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn
  2. Albert Nobbs
  3. Anonymous (DVD on 2/7)
  4. The Artist
  5. The Barber of Birmingham: Foot Soldier of the Civil Rights Movement (short)
  6. Beginners (DVD)
  7. A Better Life (DVD)
  8. Bridesmaids (DVD)
  9. Bullhead
  10. A Cat in Paris
  11. Chico and Rita
  12. The Descendants
  13. Dimanche / Sunday (short)
  14. Drive (DVD)
  15. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
  16. The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr Morris Lessmore (short) (Free on iTunes!)
  17. Footnote
  18. The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
  19. God is the Bigger Elvis (short)
  20. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 (DVD)
  21. Hell and Back Again (Streaming on Netflix)
  22. The Help (DVD)
  23. Hugo
  24. Ides of March (DVD)
  25. If a Tree Falls: A Story of the Earth Liberation Front (Streaming on Netflix)
  26. Incident in New Baghdad (short)
  27. In Darkness
  28. The Iron Lady
  29. Jane Eyre (DVD)
  30. Kung Fu Panda 2 (DVD)
  31. La Luna (short)
  32. Margin Call (DVD)
  33. Midnight in Paris (DVD)
  34. Moneyball (DVD)
  35. Monsieur Lazhar
  36. A Morning Stroll (short)
  37. The Muppets
  38. My Week With Marilyn
  39. Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory
  40. Pentecost (short)
  41. Pina
  42. Puss in Boots (DVD on 2/24)
  43. Raju (short)
  44. Rango (DVD)
  45. Real Steel (DVD)
  46. Rio (DVD)
  47. Rise of the Planet of the Apes (DVD)
  48. Saving Face (short)
  49. A Separation
  50. The Shore (short)
  51. Time Freak (short)
  52. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
  53. Transformers: Dark of the Moon (DVD)
  54. The Tree of Life (DVD)
  55. The Tsumani and the Cherry Blossom (short)
  56. Tuba Atlantic (short)
  57. Undefeated
  58. W.E.
  59. War Horse
  60. Warrior (DVD)
  61. Wild Life (short)

For those of you counting, this means I’ve only seen *seven* of the nominated films. In 2009, I had 42 films to catch and last year it was in the upper forties. Now I’ve got one month to catch 54 flicks.

Yeah, that’s not gonna happen. But I’ll do my best to get as close as possible!

Wish me luck.

Updated 1/30: Marked The Help, The Artist, The Descendants and Rise of the Planet of the Apes as seen. Down to 50! Also added links to Netflix or iTunes for films you can watch at home, along with some notes about streaming or DVD availability.

Updated 2/3: Since the last update, I’ve seen two of the documentaries (Hell and Back Again and If A Tree Falls, the two available on Netflix streaming), as well as Warrior and A Separation. That brings me down to a total of 46 flicks left to see! My weekend plans include Hugo and Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close for sure. Might also suck it up and go get War Horse out of the way. Speaking of which, I can’t think of the last time there was a Best Picture nominee I wanted to see less than War Horse. I really hope it’s not actually as torturous as it feels like it will be.

Go Giants!

Updated 2/10: An amazing victory for the Giants in the Super Bowl seems to have foreshadowed a slowed pace in movie watching this past week. Only saw 5 more films: A Better Life (awesome), Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (terrible), Hugo (average), Ides of March (also awesome) and My Week With Marilyn (underwhelming), which brings me down to one less than the Meaning of Life movies to see (i.e. 41).

Games Played In 2011

While I don’t really have a formal list of my favorite games of 2011 ready yet (if ever), I did manage to keep a running list of the games I played that were released last year.

A few notes:

  • I tried to be a little careful about not including something here if I only dicked around with it for a super short amount of time. That doesn’t mean I beat everything on this list, but I feel like I at least gave the game a fair shake.
  • This list is sort of ranked by order of when I played them. That said, the ordering gets a little messy at the bottom as I tried to remember all the games I forgot to note.
  • I’m definitely leaving off a bunch of little iPhone games I messed around with, but the heavy hitters worth mentioning get brought up.
  • I did my gaming on a variety of the 360, PS3 and PC, with iOS and a tiny, tiny bit of Nintendo DS/3DS thrown in. The PSP collected dust all year long.
  • That said, I’ll leave out what each game below was played on. I will say, though, I did a surprising amount of PC gaming this year and a few of these games got played on console and PC.
  • Facebook games can blow me. I played a few of them, but I’m not fessing up to it here!

To the list!

  1. LittleBigPlanet 2
  2. ilomilo
  3. Stacking
  4. Rift
  5. Bulletstorm
  6. LA Noire
  7. Catherine
  8. Bastion
  9. Portal 2
  10. Shadows of the Damned
  11. Mortal Kombat
  12. inFAMOUS 2
  13. Marvel vs Capcom 3
  14. SpaceChem
  15. Solar 2
  16. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
  17. Fruit Ninja Kinect
  18. Age of Empires Online
  19. Deus Ex: Human Revolution
  20. Gears of War 3
  21. FIFA 12
  22. Batman: Arkham City
  23. Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception
  24. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
  25. Football Manager 2012
  26. Battlefield 3
  27. Assassin’s Creed: Revelations
  28. Dead Island
  29. Frozen Synapse
  30. Infinity Blade II
  31. Death Rally
  32. Dungeons of Dreadmoor
  33. Orcs Must Die!
  34. Spiral Knights
  35. Renegade Ops
  36. Rage
  37. Saints Row: The Third
  38. The Binding of Isaac
  39. Payday: The Heist
  40. Magicka
  41. Jamestown
  42. Jetpack Joyride
  43. Dark Souls

Now time to figure out which of these I liked the best…

Rihanna Samples The xx

I keep hearing about this Rihanna lady and I guess I’ve heard a song or two, but I never really paid much attention. Can’t say that this will necessarily change that, but it’s a pretty damn good step in the right direction. I’m hard pressed to think of a more terrific song to sample (with a sort of not terrific name that’s actually still kind of terrific) than the lead track from The xx’s eponymous debut album, “Intro.”

The Rihanna track is called Drunk On Love and there’s short little clip that’s worth a listen. I don’t love it, but I far from hate it.

Celebration Time!

I’m not usually one to pat myself on the back for a job well done, but I’m far too elated to concern myself with modesty right at this moment.

What has me so pleased, you ask? Today, for the first time in my adult life, I am debt free. Without debt. Zero dollars owed. My credit cards are goose-egged and I owe nothing!

This screen capture doesn’t really tell the whole story, of course. I pulled it from Mint and that only has my data going back as far as March 2009. The truth is that I owed upwards of $30,000 as recently as early 2008, steadily accumulated from the time I got my first credit card as a college freshman in 1996. Poor spending habits and spending well outside my means really bit me in the ass for a long, long time.

I suppose that at the end of the day, getting out from under a mountain of debt like that isn’t a particularly heroic act. It’s a little like setting fire to your neighbor’s house and wondering why they didn’t thank you with a nice zucchini bread after you saved them from the flaming wreckage. That said, it’s still a satisfying personal victory. Seeing your debts totally outstrip your income is an imposing sight. It’s scary and it feels like the process of getting rid of that debt will never end, that you’ll just be paying it off well into your golden years. No matter how much you pay (or can afford to pay), it always feels like the process is going too slow. Just keep at it and don’t lose your cool.